Maria St. Maria will be doing Film Commentary. Update...Ms. St.Maria was fired on Friday June 20 '08. Ms. St.
Maria left the office in a huff and called over her should as she departed ....' eat it ' . She will not be missed
!!! Filling in for the time being will be a local resident Harvey Fescue of Red Hook..a retired kosher butcher and now a film
reviewer...
Films will be rated on the ' Air Wick ' standard. Air Wick is a product used to cover bad smells. The rating
of ' 5 WICKS' indicate the worst, putrid,repellent, odious, insufferable and foul.
A rating of '0 WICKS' indicate a must see. Anything in between, will be discussed in length.
Sex and the City ( the movie) A film deserving of 5 WICKS...a hideous example of the wasting
of good Kodak film. Film runs at the rate of 90 feet per minute, this film is 117 minutes, you figure it out. As an American
I am ashamed of this waste of film while the people in China have little or no film at all. Reviewed by Bob Lemkowitz
Honestly good readers, the films are so awful that I have rented the following old titles for
the week-end.
The Bad and the Beautiful High Noon On the Waterfront
I personally find Ms. Sara Jessica Parker hideous and hard to look at...do I have any agreement
? Same goes for Ms. Jolie..in order for them to look good to the general public the camera should be wrapped in a horse
blanket. This is the opinion of the reviewer and does not represent the opinion of the editor.
CHINATOWN 1974 2 of the best lines in film history... Jack Nicolson '
Hey Claude, where'd you get the midget ? ' Roman Polanski ' You're a very nosy fellow kitty cat ' Nicolson and Polanski hated each other and Nicolson was fearful that Polanski would actually cut his nose off in that scene
with the trick knife Polanski devised.
Vicky Christina Barcelona/ Woody Allen ....A WINNER WOODY, you're
still the best ' boychik'
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