Rudy the Merciless
Now that the disgraced and humiliated ex-mayor of NYC is a non- factor,
we are looking foward to not seeing his hideous kisser on the campaign trail and by the way Rudi please stay far
away from John McCain. McCain's a worthy opponent to the democrats but he is also a bit of a crackpot and does not need
the likes of that fiendish , rancorous and malignant Rudy grousing around in the background. Our hope for Rudy is that
this phony marketeer of terror is named as some sort of colluder in the upcoming trial of his former driver, confidant and
commissioner Bernard ( call me Bernie) Kerick. We also wish him good luck with the sheiks of Arabia when he goes back to them
in order to instruct how to secure their borders against terrorist. Rudy, your plan did not work in Florida...seems that the
yenta's in Dade county were sick of you. Judy will have to shop at Joyce Leslie's on Utica Ave for a while as you
recover while making your sickening 9-11 speeches again. Rudy, beware the vicissitudes of the American electorate.
It will be fun watching the head of FEMA having to answer to the likes of John McCain...' you're doing a good job
Brownie' .. as good a line as Jack Nicholson in ' Chinatown...' hello Claude, where'd you find the midget
?' There'll be no room for B.S. if Jumpin' Johnny's in charge.
Pat Pendergast for the Hudson Valley Review
Formerly co-editor of The Kansas City Star Ledger/ and Mother Jones
February 23, 2008....Looks like Hillary is done for...we're ready to stick a fork in her
too ! I'm not too crazy about Obama either, his vocal cadences are becoming too regular..somewhat churchy, remains to
be seen...the fact that the despised NY TIMES went after McCain leads me to believe that he's the best of the lot. Huckabee
should host the 'Mystery Science Theater'
Pat
Pendergast for the Hudson Valley Review
Eliot Spitzer the former governor of NY state, will be taking his personal calls in the lobby
of the Lyons House on the Bowery and Broome St. Spitzer, the dope, is fast becoming a more ridiculous figure than former judge
Sol Wachler, chief judge of New Yorks highest court, who would dress up in a cowboy outfit and stalk his girlfriend on
5th Ave. If the girlfriend appeared in front of her building, cowboy Sol would hide behind the hedges between 81 and 82 st.
Ed Koch got it right the other day when he said that Spitzer is mentally deranged. That is probably the only thing that would
account for his folly.
Pat Pendergast for the Hudson
Valley Review
Editors note: Mr Pendergast was fired last Friday, Aug 8.
The reason
for the firing was not his opinion or writing, the reason is that he is a pig who has left egg salad sandwiches in his draw
for the last time. His last warning was July 22, when I called him into my office and confronted him with a bag containing
a chicken salad sandwich half-eaten and half a bottle of Yoo-Hoo that was dripping from an unsealed cap. I can take a lot
from these misfits but I don't go for left over food in these offices. I will be handling his duties until Johnny Mendelsohn
takes over on Oct 1, 2008. thank you B. Lemkowitz
